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Things a woman should never say to a naked man

(No offense to the men)

1. Oh, it's so cute

2. I'm so sorry

3. I've smoked joints fatter than that

4. Who circumcised you?

5. Why don't we just cuddle?

6. You know they have surgery to fix that

7. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that

8. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

9. Wow, and your feet are so big

10. My last b/f was 4" bigger

11. It's ok, we'll work around it

12. Eww, there's an inchworm on your thigh

13. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

14. Oh no, a flash headache!

15. My 8 year old brother has one like that

16. Let me go get my tweezers

17. How sweet, you brought incense

18. This explains your car

19. Are you one of those pygmies?

20. All right! A treasure hunt

21. Why is god punishing you?

22. But it still works, right?

23. Do you take steroids?

24. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

25. Let me know when your done

26. Did you date Lorana Bobitt?

27. Aww, it's hiding

28. Are you cold?

29. Only if you get me real drunk first

30. Is that an optical illusion?

31. Were you neutered?

32. It's a good thing you have so many other talents

33. Does it come with an air pump?

34. Wow, a place to put my rings

35. Look, it fits my barbie clothes!

36. So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on their personality

Little Jonny

A few months after his parents got a divorce, little Jonny passed by his mother's room and saw her rubbing her body and moaning "I need a man! I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. Then, one day he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her room, he saw a man on top of her. Little Jonny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself and moaned

"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

A priest

A young priest was visiting a convention. And one day he was taking a shower and realized he had no soap. So he wrapped himself in a towel and ran to his room. Hoping no-one saw him. He got to his room and grabbed the soap and he was running back to his shower. ON his way, his towel came off but he heard two nuns coming down the hallway. He was forced to leave the towel and stand like a statue. When the nuns came to him, one said "Look, a new soap dispenser!" The other said "How do you get the soap?" So the first one pulled on his dick, and the bar of soap fell out of his hands. "Look! I got a bar of soap!" Said the first nun. So the second one pulled on his dick. "Look! I got liquid soap!"

A little old lady

A little old lady sits at a luncheonette counter one day and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows "One hamburger!" Where upon the chef grabs a chunk of raw hamburg, stuffs it under his bare armpit, pumps it a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" said the lady. "Yea?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes doughnuts."

Chicken Sandwich

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Everyday they would sit together and eat their lunch together. They descovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches everyday! This went on all through fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said "Hey, how come your not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it, but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" He asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down there!" "Let me see." He said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt, he looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat anymore chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought a peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwichs I'm starting to get feathers down there to!" She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said

"Oh my god! It's to late for you, you've already got the neck and gizzard!"

How to use a condem after 50 yrs.


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